THE COLOUR AND SENSUALITY QUOTIENT: MEN’S UNDERPANTS
Remember that your CSQ is based on colour and sensuality through a woman’s eyes not a man’s. To calculate your CSQ, give yourself a score out of 10 for each of the three factors: colour, fabric and style. Arrive at your score out of a possible 30, having scored out of 10 for each of the three categories. Then divide by 3. This will be your CSQ score out of 10.
For example:
* A man who wears red cotton knit hipsters will score: 10+5+9 = 24. Then divide 24 by 3 to reach a CSQ of 8.
* A man who wears deep blue polyester satin boxers, scores 3+9+5 = 17 which divided by 3 gives him a CSQ of 5.6.
* A man who wears black cotton knit fitted boxers, scores 8+5+8 = 21 which divided by 3 gives him a CSQ of 7.
* A man who wears navy cotton knit Y-front briefs, scores 3+5+2 = 10 which divided by 3 gives him a CSQ of 3.3.
CSQ on a daily basis, it will strongly influence your underwear purchases forever. * Have fun shopping for sensual underwear.
A CSQ score of 7 or more means you are wearing sensual underpants.
Colour Rating out of lO
true/tomato red l0
burgundy red 10
black 8
various purples 7
turquoise 6
light blue 5
white 4
dark green, deep blue and navy 3
brights, and orange, gold, hot pink, lime 3
beige 2
mustard 1
Remember that brights represent surprise elements and are fun. Patterned underpants should be rated according to the predominant colour. If there are two major colours, for example red and white, score 10 for red and 4 for white and average that out to 7 as your colour rating. Patterns are not as sensual as plain unless they have erotic elements in the pattern.
Fabric Rating out of 10
shiny lycra 10
polyester satin 9
silk 9
matte lycra (stretchy) 8
cotton and lycra (slightly stretchy) 6
cotton knit 5
woven cotton (like shirt material) 3
Style Rating out of 10
g-string l0
narrow sided hipster (string bikini) l0
hipster 9
cotton knit, fitted boxer 8
boxer 5
support brief 2
y-front brief 2
‘tent’ boxer 1
How did you score?
*32\74\8*